Well. It might be because I've been on the radio for the past ten hours, but I think it's probably more just that I have a rather crass sense of humor sometimes - - - - - - or always. But here is a great blog. It's called Things That Look Like Cock n Balls. Obviously highbrow. The guys from The Bugle like it, and you will, too.
Without further ado, go look at some pictures of items that look like penises at Things That Look Like Cock n Balls.