Move... bitch... No, really, move you dog.

Let's go over what is wrong with this video of a cat and dog "playing:"

1. There is a Roomba.

2. There is a cat on said Roomba.

3. The cat swipes at the dog on multiple occasions.

4. The dog is wearing a sweater.

5. With one big argyle print on it.

6. The soundtrack is Ludacris.

7. The older white woman taking the video appears to be referencing it during the "fun."

See what I mean:

Ye Olde Laptop

Man, pulling an all-nighter makes one find all sorts of things funny, but I think this might actually be funny in a non-sleep deprived state.

I guess this is why no one uses laptops anymore, right? They're just not practical for college?

Video in the link!

Kid brings old typewriter to class

Again, thanks Abe!

SEX SEX SEX

This might be the best best man prank ever.

Cos who doesn't want to know how many times their best friend had sex on their wedding night?

Newlywed Sex Tweets

Thanks, Abe!

Beast v. Batman

I may have been one of the only people I know who really enjoyed Where the Wild Things Are - and everyone else can suck it, quite simply. Admission: I cried through the entire thing. It was one of those movies.

However, I can see why some people might feel that it could have used some more badassery. The people who created the following clip seem to have gotten that right.

What if Max got a Batman costume instead of the one he did?



Thanks, Raph!

Sketchy Santas

Yeah, I now know why those kids always cry when they meet Santa.

Take a look.

Sketchy Santas

Fine fine...

I'll put something on here about the whole Tiger Woods debacle...



Thanks, Abby!

Black Box Recorder

Here - have some music: